Monday, August 9, 2010

[26 Days to Go] Troy Woolfolk Has A Hairy Secret

Harold Howard
Butch Woolfolk

“An explanation is probably long overdue.”
“An explanation? Jesus Christ, dad! An explanation? Look at me! Look at you.”
“It's not as bad as it looks.”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, dad. You mean you knew about this? You knew about this and you didn't tell me?”
“I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. I was hoping it would pass you by.”
“Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face.”
"I’m going to introduce you all to something. Y’all know me, myself, Troy, but I have a split personality named T-Wolf. When I’m on the field, T-Wolf comes out.”
"Then they saw the blood on my glove," he said. "He was like 'Oh, it must be just a nail that got torn back or something.' So like I took it off slowly and I saw the bone sticking out. I was like, 'Oh, jeez.' I wanted to put it back on and act like nothing happened. ... You can ask the people.  I was mad because they were rushing up to me trying to touch it, and I don’t want nobody to touch my bone sticking out. I was about to punch them with my other hand, but I had to calm T-Wolf down."
"Right now, this is Troy. T-Wolf, he’s crazy and I can’t bring him out all the time, I only let him come out on the field.”

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